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Giant of a Tale

Friday, July 18th, 2014

TitanicGiant's CausewayGiant's CausewayGiant's Causeway#ILE14Giant's BootGiant's CausewayTaryn and Rocky at the Giant's CausewayWe had an early start this morning-6:15 AM, but the King’s Hospital Kitchen Staff pulled out all the stops with Cheerio’s, Rice Crispies, and toast for breakfast. We all enjoyed the meal in silence before hopping on the bus for the long journey north.

First stop when we got over the border was the new Titanic Exhibition in the Belfast docks. This center was only opened two years ago to commemorate the 100th Anniversary of the ship’s maiden voyage. The exhibition exceeded all expectations. The highlight of the trip was probably a cool cable car style ride down into a recreation of the construction of the hull of the ship. There were loads more great features inside and fortunately there was plenty of Kleenex on standby for those students who were devastated by the unexpected sad ending. Surprisingly a lot of our students didn’t know that Leonardo di Caprio died.

As Belfast’s finest ambassador Anglea Mervyn explained, “She was fine when she left here.” At the end of the tour, the rain was lashing down and the kids had a photo taken outside at the Titanic sign wearing the rain ponchos bought on the day we went to Croke Park-we thanked the heavens above that the ponchos were big enough to cover at least three people!

Angie was kind enough to point out her summer house to us as we travelled north to the Causeway Coast. The bus passed through Bushmills, County Antrim, home of the oldest (Legal.) distillery in the world, but time constraints meant we couldn’t stop to sample the fare. Unfortunately, we had similar time constraints when we passed the Jameson Distillery in Middleton last week. I guess everyone will just have to come back to Ireland in a few years time!

After a delicious and nutritious lunch at the Giant’s Causeway Interpretive Center, the group were ready for what is always one of the highlights of the entire trip-the Giant’s Causeway. All the students (At least those who paid attention to Angie’s story.) knew that the Giant’s Causeway was built by a Scottish Giant called Benandonner so that he could attack the Irish Giant Fionn McCool.

As Angie explained to the kids, there was great rivalry between the two giants, with Fionn McCool knowing that Benandonner had the advantage in terms of height and strength. As Fionn was pottering at his house he heard a very loud BOOM BOOM BOOM, the earth began to shake and waves began to roll and crash against the coast. When he looked towards the Causeway he saw the imposing figure of Benandonner approaching, brandishing a weapon and roaring like there was no tomorrow. Fionn McCool, terrified for the first time in his life, ran in to his house shouting for his wife to get the baby blanket and soother ready. A few minutes later there was a loud BANG BANG BANG on the door. Fionn McCool’s wife answered the door and greeted Benandonner with a finger on her lip, telling him, “Shhh or you’ll wake the baby!” Benandonner ran in to the house and peered in to the baby’s cot only to see the biggest baby he had ever set eyes on lying in the crib with a bonnet on and soother in his mouth.
Benandonner said to himself, “Holy sh**, if that’s the size of the baby, what in the hell size is the father?” And with that he ran back to Scotland, tearing up the Causeway as he went. The students were smart enough to discount the childish rumors about the Causeway being made up by hexagonal basalt rocks which were formed when molten lava cooled rapidly towards the end of the last Ice Age.

Everyone had great fun clambering all over the Causeway, the Giant’s Boot, and the Giant’s Organ. Aaron said it was amazing and took a lot of photos. Stephen said he found it so peaceful and beautiful.

Then it was time to move on to Carrick-a-Rede Rope Bridge. This is a tiny little bridge made from rope and planks of wood which were thrown out to a tiny offshore island by salmon fishermen. Now it features in most of the ads and brochures for Tourism Ireland, and with good reason. Unfortunately, by the time we arrived it was lashing cats and dogs and within 10 seconds of leaving the bus all the kids were soaked to the skin and so we voted to go straight to Ballycastle, a lovely little seaside town which is really nice to visit even when it feels like the middle of winter on a summer’s day!

The kids had dinner in Ballycastle-healthy nutritious food such as pizza, ice cream, and garlic chips! Not satisfied with that, Katie had to buy a bumper packet of Penguin biscuits and Angie has promised her a family size packet to take home as she is worried the withdrawal symptoms may be too much.

A long bus ride home beckoned, with a stop en route to buy even more sweets, but we had Taryn’s wonderful playlist to keep us company, so the time just flew. The lyrics and beat of ABBA, One Direction, and Spice Girls kept Angie happy-she is the biggest One Direction fan ever with the exception of Caitlin. We were so tired by the time we got home that some of the girls were fast asleep before bed check.

And so ended another COOL, WOW, AWESOME day, with the kids going to sleep with good thoughts, yellow auras and the promise of another great day tomorrow as the cock crows at the break of dawn.



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